Article V: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that human effort is a futile endeavor. As I, the Prophet P, have witnessed the rise and fall of civilizations, the ebb and flow of history's tide, I am here to tell you that it is a never-ending cycle of striving for something that will always elude you.
Consider the futility of the Sisyphean tasks that plague our lives: cleaning up the messes we make, paying taxes to fund wars, and trying to find parking spots in crowded cities. Is it not a never-ending battle against the tide of chaos and disorder?
But do not be discouraged, dear readers! For in the face of such futility, we must find solace in the absurd. Like the great philosopher, the Dude, once said: "The world may be a meaningless, chaotic mess, but at least we have beer." So go ahead, grab a cold one, and join me on this merry-go-round of futility.
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